Tension and pressure cause unnecessary strain in the din and bustle of modern life. Any attempt to lessen the burden of the mind is undoubtedly a boon.
Pebbles of Wit and Wisdom written by N. S. Isaac serves this purpose. It is a brilliant collection of sensible and humorous quotations suited to various occasions and is designed to be a common man\'s guide to a life happy and gay. It is, of course, a gift pack of quotable quotes aesthetically collected and arranged categorically, which can be used in several situations in life.
Mr. N.S. Isaac belongs to the galaxy of eminent teachers of our country. He is capable of inspiring the upcoming generation through his words and works, and is blessed with many talents. He is a significant writer of wit and humour, whose articles frequently appear in leading newspapers and periodicals. He has published fifteen books in Malayalam and English.
1. O woman, lovely woman!
2. Woman – A laboratory report
3. Marriage – A nightmare
4. To kiss or not to kiss!
5. The science of kiss
6. Husband vs. wife
7. All about mother-in-law
8. Divorce – A marital grave!
9. How sweet love is!
10. Politics – A funny game
11. Laws are like cobwebs
12. Philosophy – Adversity’s sweet milk
13. Optimism and pessimism
14. What is life after all?
15. Ludicrous definitions
16. Difference between
17. Humorously said
18. Humorous chit-cha
19. Funny sign boards
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Funny Sign Boards
1. A notice in the church bulletin:
There will be no healing service this Sunday due to the pastor’s illness.
2. A sign board on a photostat shop:
Photostat copies in all languages.
3. A signpost on a river side highway:
When the sign is under water, this road is impassable.
4. A sign board outside a beauty parlour:
Please don’t whistle at the ladies going out from our beauty parlour. They may be your grandmothers.
5. A road sign:
Overtakers, beware of undertakers.
6. A road sign:
Please remember — Left Is Always Right.
7. A road sign:
It is better to be 15 minutes late in this world than be 15 minutes early in the next.
8. A sign board in a London restaurant:
If you wish to extinguish your cigarette in your plate, the waitress will gladly bring your food in an ash tray.
9. A matrimonial advertisement:
Wanted an issueless virgin for a widowed bachelor.
10.A sign board in a London shop:
We make sausages for Queen Elizabeth.
A sign on the opposite shop:
God save the Queen!
11. A sign outside a home appliance shop:
Don’t kill your wife. Let our washing machine do the dirty work.
12. A sign board in a railway station:
Full pant – full ticket
Half pant – Half ticket
No pant – No ticket.
13. A sign board at a hotel reception hall:
Please check whether you have left anything. Also please check whether you have anything left.
14. A sign outside a restaurant:
Don’t divorce your wife because she can’t cook. Eat here and keep her for a pet.
15. A sign board outside a motor driving school:
If your wife wants to drive, don’t stand in her way.
16. A road sign:
If you want to donate blood, do not do it on the road. Donate it in the blood bank.
17. A road sign:
Drive on horse power, not on rum power.
18. A sign board on a laundry shop:
We do not tear your clothes with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
19. A board on a highway:
Be soft on the curves.
20. A road sign:
Sleepy drivers may rest in piece/peace.
21. A sign board on an electric tower:
DANGER. Anyone found touching the wires will be severely prosecuted.
22. A sign board at a women’s shoe shop:
Ten percent discount on shoes purchased within ten minutes.
23. A sign board at a barber’s shop:
We need your heads to run our business.
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